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“Sliding into the DMs of someone whose spouse just died in the Iran strikes”
“Trump comparing bombing Iran to Pearl Harbor IN FRONT OF JAPAN'S PM and the translator just standing there like 🧍”
“Starting a GoFundMe for Iran's gas field and using the money for a pool”
“Asking Kevin Spacey if he's available to babysit now that he's free from court”
“Telling your therapist the Strait of Hormuz has more stability than your marriage”
“Pitching 'The Real Housewives of Epstein Island' now that the files are dropping”
“Listing 'survived 3 pandemics and a world war' on your Hinge profile as a personality trait”
“Buying Lockheed Martin stock and writing your kid a thank-you card addressed to Iran”
“Norway's princess rehearsing her Epstein apology while her son is literally on trial for rape in the next room”
“Setting your Tinder location to a war zone because the competition is lower”
“Naming your March Madness bracket 'Epstein's Client List' because it's full of surprises nobody saw coming”
“TSA agents working for free and you hit them with a 'thanks for your service' in the same tone you use at Chick-fil-A”
“Booking a honeymoon in Tehran because the Airbnbs are basically free right now”
“Asking Denmark to blow up your ex's car since they've got demolition experience now”
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